Denuone
Latine loquebar?
Was I speaking Latin
again?
Me
ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
These
are from a pair of wonderful books any Latin student should own: Latin
for All Occasions
(Lingua Latina
Occasionibus Omnibus)
and Latin
for Even More Occasions
(Lingua Latina Multo
Pluribus Occasionibus),
both by Henry
Beard (Henricus Barbatus), and made available here for your amusement, without intent to infringe.
Do
yourself a favor, and go buy the books! This is just a sampling!
Ipso
facto |
Nullo
modo. |
Labra
lege. |
Pactum
factum. |
Raptus
regaliter |
NOLI
PERTURBARE
DO NOT DISTURB
TIBI
GRATIAS AGIMUS QUOD NIHIL FUMAS
THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING
SI
HOC SIGNUM LEGERE POTES,
OPERIS BONI IN REBUS LATINIS ALACRIBUS
ET FRUCTUOSIS POTIRI POTES!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS SIGN,
YOU CAN GET A GOOD JOB IN THE FAST-PACED,
HIGH-PAYING WORLD OF LATIN!
Perscriptio
in manibus tabellariorum est Nihil
declaro. Nescio quid dicas. |
Ita
erat quando hic adveni. Nemo
hic adest illius nominis. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. |
Prospice
tibi - ut Gallia, tu quoque in tres partes dividaris.
Watch out - you might
end up divided into three parts, like Gaul.
In
tempore praeterito plus quam perfecto de te mox dicent.
People will soon be referring to you in the past pluperfect tense.
Cave
ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
If I were you, I
wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.
Quid
me appellavisti?
What did you call me?
Ita,
te adloquor.
Yeah, I'm talking to
you.
Visne
illud iterare?
You want to repeat
that?
Ita
vero, esne comoedus?
A comedian, huh?
Itane?
Tua mater!
Yeah? Your mother!
Visne
aliquid de illo facere?
You want to make something of it?
Tutene?
Atque cuius exercitus?
You and whose army?
Foras
gradiamur.
Let's step outside.
Bene,
cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.
Well, if you don't understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on
you.
Utinam
barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!
Utinam
coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators
assassinate you in the mall!
Utinam
modo subiunctivo semper male utaris!
May you always misuse
the subjunctive!
Caput
vacans Muliercula Cimex |
Vervex Blennus Caudex |
Pila foeda Tiro in exercitu stellarum Simulator |
Fac ut vivas. |
Expergiscere
et coffeam olface. |
Veritatem
imitare. |
Aio,
exercitorem linguae Latinae proprium habeo.
Yes, I have a personal
Latin trainer.
Exercemus
causus ablativos et modos subjunctivos meos.
We're working on my
ablatives and subjunctives.
Volo
ut syntaxix mea splendescat in litore, veniente aestate.
I want to get my
syntax into shape for the beach this summer.
Cogito,
ergo sum.
I think, therefore I
am.
Sum,
ergo edo. |
Cogito, ergo doleo. |
Cogito
sumere potum alterum. |
Placetne
tibi ut eum necemus?
Whaddya say we bump him off?
Locum
despoliemus.
Let's stick up the joint.
Materiem
habeo - habesne nummos?
I got the stuff - you got the
money?
Bene!
At scisne, quid faciam?
Subterfugiam omnia
vectigalia ei imposita!
Swell! Hey, you know
what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna evade all the income tax on it!
And
finally, two brief passages all Latin students ought to know by heart:
Illud
Latine dici non potest
You can't say that in Latin
"Having
done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be
found lacking in filial piety."
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